the-perks-0f-being-a-cactus:

 

kcesliv-irot:

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this is how my kids will learn the alphebet

communistbakery:

stop-otp-stop:

communistbakery:

it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one

(Source: communistbakery)

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

iwouldzapdat:

thinferior:

alexgagkarth:

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts

imagine having a boyfriend

(Source: sanescars)

fuck-yeah-obeysupreme:

a woman letting you see her naked is her trusting you to the fucking core. don’t take it for granted. something like that may be minor to you but to her. its everything.

(Source: sleezed)

iwannabeyrs:

please don’t base my singing skill off how I sing along at concerts because that’s not singing that’s hysteria

(Source: alltheprettyghouls)

waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(Source: luxvriously)

bradleyy:

when someone hates on 1d in front of u and u have to use all of your will power to not say anything back

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que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

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